absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Couch. On fire.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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