brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just come out here and I will go home with you...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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