hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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