when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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