I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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