He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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