i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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