Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish I only lived at night.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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