my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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