I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Everclear isn't food dammit
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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