It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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