I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Mom said you looked used
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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