Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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