i just google imaged poop.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
