I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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