no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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