he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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