You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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