This girl is more easily done than said...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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