Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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