is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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