But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
me + whiskey = a bad person
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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