whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
