Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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