I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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