All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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