I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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