do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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