Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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