too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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