question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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