Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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