No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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