they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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