i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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