did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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