yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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