so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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