It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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