I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
ttyl tear gas
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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