Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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