YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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