"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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