He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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