It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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