sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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