Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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