she looked like the before picture.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize