dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
