just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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