So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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