Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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