We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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