guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
